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Half A Horn, Half A Heart

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          "PUT ME DOWN YOU RETARD!!" Scanty growled, clawing at Garterbelts neck. He shrugged, and continued to carry both Kneesocks and Scanty down the stairs. "I DEMAND YOU PUT ME DOWN! NOW OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU!"
          "D-dear sister, I don't think he's going to put us down anytime soon!" Kneesocks continued to look around and to observe her new home. "Well: I expect where going to the dungeon."
          "THE DUNGEON?!? OH HAIL TO THE KNOW!" Stocking screeched, tugging at Garterbelts afro. "Put me the frick down or I will shoot you into a million pieces afro man!!" She continued to do this while Kneesocks rolled her eyes, trying to calm down her dearest sister, Scanty. Suddenly, Garterbelt opened a cell and threw them in there. With a big "PHWONK", the two demon sisters landed on the cold stone floor: hard.
          "I demand to see my lawyer!"
          "Dear sister: we don't have lawyers…"
          "Psh, where's the monkey when we need him?" Scanty rolled her eyes, looking around their new home. "This place is such a hell whole." Kneesocks laughed, trying to clean off the dust covered bench.
          "This place is barely big enough for the both of us: where going to have to share or split it in half?" Kneesocks grinned. "Pick if you wish, but I don't recommend the splitting one. It'd be more… fun, if you think about it. Oh: dear sister, why are you laughing?" While she was talking, Scanty busted out laughing.
          "Ms. Kneesocks, you have a spider on your horn and its spinning a web now!" Kneesocks shrieked, shaking her head frantically to get the icky spider off of her horn.
          "GET THE DAMN SPIDER OFF ME!!!"
          "Ok ok!" Scanty took off her shoe, and got into batting position. "Now, on the count of three, I'm going to get it off ok?"
          "W-wait lets think of this for a second…"
          "ONE."
          "SCANTY WAIT!!"
          "THREE!" A furious VROOOOM zoomed through the air as the high heel hit the spider. "Yeah that's right spider! No one tries messing with Ms. Kneesocks!" Scanty grinned slyly, putting back her high heel onto her foot.
          "Phew, I thought it'd be on there- OH MY GOD!" Kneesocks felt her horn, feeling the tippy top of her "unicorn horn" had gone. "M-my precious horn, what the heck did you do Scanty?!!" Kneesocks groaned, slumping to the floor in defeat.
          "I-Its ok Kneesocks, we can find the other half!" Scanty was frantically looking for the other half of her sister's horn, while Kneesocks was mourning the loss of her beloved unicorn horn. "I-I know how to make it all better!" Scanty smiled, skipping over to Kneesocks and than dropping to her knees beside her.
          "W-what…?" Kneesocks tilted her head in confusion, wondering what her dear sister was planning to do.
          "This." Scanty carefully cupped her face, closing the gap between them. She closed her eyes: and kissed her on the lips. When she opened her eyes, Kneesocks was going a light pink.
          "I'd rather have superglue, dear sister."
Yeah: i got in the mood of this, and than i felt like being a snarky person and just screwed the ending XD Yes: there was yuri. Yes: they cuss a bit. Yes: there not the sharpest files in hells cabinet, but thats them for ya :D

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Plus: dont be hattn on my writting, plz hold it in for the love of god D:

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thedragonlover95's avatar
Love these two,They really make the show for me,much more then the other two